haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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