you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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