whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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