If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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