Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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