So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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