she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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