I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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