its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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