My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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