dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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