then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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