how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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