I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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