ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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