Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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