youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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