I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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