its not stalking. its research.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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