Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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