So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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