Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is Oprah even human
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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