oh god the rape fog is back!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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