I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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