You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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