I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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