Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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