let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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