some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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