Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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