"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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