The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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