i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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