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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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