this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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