So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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