member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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