Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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