Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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