Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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