White coat. Heels.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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