that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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