I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize