When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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