Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm both gender and math confused
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