How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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