ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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