YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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