Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We got so high we made milksteak
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Still dying that you shit outside
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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