They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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